I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming."

WHAT A PRETTY GIRL AND WHAT WONDERFULL BREASTS SHE HAS. I WOULD LOVE TO KISS AND SUCK THEM AND COUNT HER FRECKLES BY LICKING EACH ONE.

This a North Korean pin up...poster girl for healthy eating, nuclear face creme, and short range missiles from Kim GONE ILL 's paints pocket rocket lizard weapon..." We have nothing to fear , but fear itself".